Editor’s note: Danielle Breteau is a professional shooter and humor columnist.
Oh, thank God. Too many obvious double entendres, but even the confetti suggestion didn't tip me off until the end.
I wasn't really reading closely so I didn't even see that part, kids are home and asking me questions every other minute so it was more a skimming and laughing silently at the pictures.
Zzzapp!
Looks like it could be hidden somewhere other than a pocket...