I went through a phase a couple years back where I almost activated my hereditary alcoholism. It involved pink lemonade and regular lemonade (crystal light) and vodka. I was mixing like.. 10 shots to a liter and killing a pitcher a night. It really got the job done.
That was the best I'd ever been at Dirty Bomb, incidentally. The drunker I got the better I played. I started to crave it though and I caught myself before it got worse.
Because sometimes you run out of beer.