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So….

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13....13...13." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting. "14...14...14...14...".
So…. I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13....13...13." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting. "14...14...14...14...".

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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

is this the joke you interrupted my story for.

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

That must have not been a very interesting story
[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I like to read news articles on the couch, and because of our twins its Very hard to do so.

so when i get that 10minute window to read, Ill take it.

but omfg. 'CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE? PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN. ITS A GOOD JOKE.'

It was a good news article too. I lost it in the auto-refresh on torontostar.

rude.
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