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This is such a fresh post I'm still on the can recovering:

So I had a sip of coffee n immediately needed to fire my cornblaster. My fucking woman was in the bathroom so i sat there squirming. Decided to take a bong rip bcuz fuckit and as I'm exhaling she comes out so I rush in still coughing. I assume the throne n started to convince this massive turd to vacate my bowels when I start coughing anew. The force from the cough on my diaphram pushed this oversized mud chud through my poor unsuspecting asshole at such high velocity I let out a half cough half wimper. This experience had left my unconsenting ass with PTSD and I hope one day I can "move" past this.

This is such a fresh post I'm still on the can recovering: So I had a sip of coffee n immediately needed to fire my cornblaster. My fucking woman was in the bathroom so i sat there squirming. Decided to take a bong rip bcuz fuckit and as I'm exhaling she comes out so I rush in still coughing. I assume the throne n started to convince this massive turd to vacate my bowels when I start coughing anew. The force from the cough on my diaphram pushed this oversized mud chud through my poor unsuspecting asshole at such high velocity I let out a half cough half wimper. This experience had left my unconsenting ass with PTSD and I hope one day I can "move" past this.

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