It started out with some decent slugs. I thought I had emptied the contents of my bowels. Turns out I had more to come.
I then started feeling the pain in the stomach that I have grown accustomed to. I get the shits once a week at this point. I had a solid piece of french art.
My asshole was slippery when I wiped. I thought it was going to gape and prolapse my intestines using shit as lube.
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