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posted by ohphukimintrouble on HowManyShitsDidITakeToday

I have created a whole heap of brown babies today.

They gracefully dropped from my anal cavity to the bowl of water where their entry into orbit was passed by toilet paper to avoid any explosions.

I did a jolly good wipe.

Oh how it felt so brilliant to shit not once but twice today.

I have created a whole heap of brown babies today. They gracefully dropped from my anal cavity to the bowl of water where their entry into orbit was passed by toilet paper to avoid any explosions. I did a jolly good wipe. Oh how it felt so brilliant to shit not once but twice today.

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[–] E-werd 3 points (+3|-0)

I did a jolly good wipe.

Get a bidet you savage.

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[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

Shitting indiscriminately in the street has changed my life for the better. I recommend you depart from your water-bowl-centric world view

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