Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
For real though, just taco meat and salsa for dinner last night was a poor choice.
I would call them lava poo's, except they lack the consistency for that.
South American Draino is what I'd call that.
I had forgotten I woke up in the middle of the night and ate a bunch of oreo cookies. So my last shit was blacker than my soul.
South American Draino is what I'd call that.
I had forgotten I woke up in the middle of the night and ate a bunch of oreo cookies. So my last shit was blacker than my soul.
Oh man, I was clogged up for three days and had Mexican last night. Three huge ones today, but the smell my god