Haven't gone in 5 days

I tried to force it yesterday and it was all rabbit sized. Am I gonna die?

6 comments

[–] yeti 2 points (+2|-0)

Dulcalax, bro.

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

I had taco bell Thursday night and I shat 4 times Friday. It does wonders

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 points (+1|-0)

Yum. E-Coli tainted tacos.

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

The 'E' stands for "Extra Tasty"

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Have you thought about eating some food that gives you the shits? Maybe some Taco Bell will get things flowing.

I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but if I have no other choice I shall do it