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Today, I've shitted two times. Two phukking times.

The first shit was a normal shit. A solid, then some slugs. No problems whatsoever. Just a run-of-the-mill shit.

The second shit, which I just took, was pure unadulterated diarrhoea. In every sense of the word it was a liquid. I didn't feel too much stomach pains but more of an urge to fart, which is never a good sign. Sharts are always risky propositions.

Today, I've shitted two times. Two phukking times. The first shit was a normal shit. A solid, then some slugs. No problems whatsoever. Just a run-of-the-mill shit. The second shit, which I just took, was pure unadulterated diarrhoea. In every sense of the word it was a liquid. I didn't feel too much stomach pains but more of an urge to fart, which is never a good sign. Sharts are always risky propositions.

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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

but the real question is: was it explosive or a stream?

It was going to be explosive but I tried to moderate it to a stream to prevent splashback. Didn't make a difference whatsoever.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

gotta throw a couple preemptive squares of tp in the bowl to prevent splashes

I thought about it but the roll was already halfway used because of my previous shit. I didn't want to take a risk of running out.