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I got up and had my routine cup of coffee with my poop. Then I went about with my usual routine, and suddenly had to poop again. After that surprise poop I continue to get ready for a shower when my butt decides it is a trumpet and let's out a horrible smelling tune. Followed by another massive shit! I haven't had any dairy or fast food recently. What the fuck is going on in my body?

I got up and had my routine cup of coffee with my poop. Then I went about with my usual routine, and suddenly had to poop again. After that surprise poop I continue to get ready for a shower when my butt decides it is a trumpet and let's out a horrible smelling tune. Followed by another massive shit! I haven't had any dairy or fast food recently. What the fuck is going on in my body?

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

perhaps you overstuffed yourself, had too much fiber or were stressed and that slowed things down and got your bowels behind. either way, your well positioned to go for a record. quick, eat lots of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears!

You know, it probably was stress from work. But everything is resolved now, my belly feels fine.