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I just took a shit. It still wasn't a log. It wasn't exactly diarrhoea either. It was quite runny but 100% liquid. It was somewhere between a solid and a liquid.

The fun point I had was when I took a shit. Somehow when wiping I flicked two shit slugs onto the toilet lid and toilet seat. I finished wiping. Then I tried to clean up the poo mess I made. I ended up cleaning up a slug, just for another piece of the toilet paper to smear shit into the seat. I had to rip another piece of paper off just to get that bit.

Aside from that, easy wipe. Did a few spins, but that's alright. Before I flushed 2/3 of the bowl was filled up with just toilet paper stacked up on top of each other. But since we have normal toilets, not stupid American ones, there is no clogging.

I just took a shit. It still wasn't a log. It wasn't exactly diarrhoea either. It was quite runny but 100% liquid. It was somewhere between a solid and a liquid. The fun point I had was when I took a shit. Somehow when wiping I flicked two shit slugs onto the toilet lid and toilet seat. I finished wiping. Then I tried to clean up the poo mess I made. I ended up cleaning up a slug, just for another piece of the toilet paper to smear shit into the seat. I had to rip another piece of paper off just to get that bit. Aside from that, easy wipe. Did a few spins, but that's alright. Before I flushed 2/3 of the bowl was filled up with just toilet paper stacked up on top of each other. [But since we have normal toilets, not stupid American ones, there is no clogging](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-04/6/21/enhanced/webdr03/anigif_enhanced-17615-1459993840-18.gif?downsize=700:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto).

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