This is my first time shitting in a few days

This is really my first time taking a shit in a few days. My shitting patterns depend on when I eat. I find that when I eat mostly junk, I lose the urge to shit. When I have something decent, my bowels will be set free. The shit started out as the initial log. Everyone knows what I'm talking about. The first long log that comes out of your asshole that you hope touches the water. Unfortunately, it normally breaks off before it does, meaning you get fragmented shit. What comes after the first log is smaller and smaller pieces of shit. What was really interesting about this shit is that I had to push quite hard. While I was doing this, my stomach started to get pains like I was about get the runs. I kept on pushing. Before I knew it, I had had two medium-sized slick shits escape my asshole. What followed was an onslaught of smaller shits. It was only small-scale diarrhoea-like shits. That was when the pain finally dissipated. That was when I knew it was time to stand up. I spent a total of 10 minutes taking a crap, feeling a whole range of things in the meantime. Once I flushed, I watched it rise up. I knew I did too much toilet paper. I thought it would be one of those shits that would leave a turd floating after. It really did seem like it, until the last minute it went under. The only thing that was left was a bit of toilet paper, but that's no biggie.