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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Alexander the Great meets Darius’ captured family after the Battle of Issus. The meeting is immediately awkward.

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Henry VII was too cheap to make new parade floats for special occasions, including his son’s wedding, so he just kept having them repainted over and over, likely to the chagrin of the chroniclers, who kept having to sound amazed when describing them!

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In a lesser-known scandal, President Nixon helped illegally raise the price of McDonald’s Quarter-Pounder cheeseburger.

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Railroad mogul Charles Crocker built 40 feet high spite fence around property he could not buy at his terms (www.mercurynews.com)

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The Germanic tribesmen outside a Roman fort get naked and sled down the snowy hills with their shields!

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Gloria von Thurn und Taxis, A.K.A., The Punk Princess.

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The study of biology ruins bath time for Leo Szilard forever!

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When Babylon peacefully surrendered to Alexander the Great, the kindly citizens treated his army to a month-long sex party.

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Roxolana becomes top concubine in sultan Suleiman’s harem by getting into a catfight and losing!

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Caroline of Brunswick-Wolfenbüttel, what the hell?

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