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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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A famous Athenian astrologer pretended to go crazy and burned down his own house to keep his son from being sent off to a war he thought would end badly!

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Captain Morgan, in true Hollywood fashion, defuses a bomb with only minutes to spare.

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Brief hiatus!

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Stephen A. Douglas was a real sport about losing the Presidential election.

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U.S. Senator teases a colleague by proposing a tariff on free sunshine.

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Stranded in Fort Sumter during the incident that would later spark the American Civil War, the resident garrison fought boredom with, among other things, games of Leapfrog.

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In 1814 a 15-foot high tsunami of beer killed eight people in London (www.smithsonianmag.com)

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An old-school Congressional smackdown.

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Nicholas I of Russia orders one of his frigates burned for surrendering to the Turks!

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Roses are red, like the comb of a hen; novels are for women, history for men.

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Take THAT, South Carolina JERKS!

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Harpalus was hilarious bad at inciting the Greeks to open revolt against Alexander the Great.

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Millionaire problems breed millionaire solutions!

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Napoleon is forced to negotiate with the enemy on “neutral ground,” isn't too worried about it.

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King Louis VII gets a participation prize.

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5th century Goth king Siward attempts to protect his daughter’s chastity with… reptiles?

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The rebel Civilis has to stop his German allies from wiping themselves out, as they won’t stop attacking, drunk and half-naked!

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Good Guy Robert Anderson doesn’t want to embarrass his Mexican POWs.

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The first American laboratory of experimental medicine was… an attic.

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Boy, there sure is a lot of Orson Welles here tonight!

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Gadhafi gets punked!

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Mrs. Coolidge knows what you did! SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

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Wise words from King Paul of Greece.

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Napoleon, you dog!

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The town of Harmony, California, once elected a cat as its mayor.

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