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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Catherine of Aragon narrowly escapes charges of sedition for smiling a lot and being in public.

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The Skylab 4 Mutiny

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George Washington’s aides had to apologize for him using swear words!

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How a falcon's feather made it to the moon and stayed there

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The Demon Core

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Austrian army mistakes itself for hostile Ottomans, consequently defeats itself and forces the Kaiser himself to fall into a ditch in the middle of all the confusion

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This is just about the silliest thing I’ve ever read.

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During the American Civil War, Sherman retreated from engaging the Confederate defenses at Snyder’s Bluff to the tune of Dixie, to which the snarky Confederates replied with a song of their own!

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Update: Photo of what my desk has turned into because of this book I'm writing.

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One does not simply shoot Teddy Roosevelt.

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A man tries to cheat his way through the games of a 19th century Brazilian festival, gets caught and targeted by everyone around him!

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Early 18th century man becomes governor of New Hampshire as a direct result of a failed business venture!

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A story of a boy and his horse.

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Good Guy Euchidas volunteers to fetch ‘unpolluted’ fire from the Oracle at Delphi and reignite all the fires of Plataea, does so in record time, dies. TA DA.

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Yeah, OK. That happened.

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Two native Africans visit England and have a public meltdown when they see dinosaur bones at the museum, believing the British created them and would be punished by God. They also giggled incessantly at the theater!

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The legend of Cabbage.

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Sally Collins, a 19th century resident of Jones County, Mississippi, wouldn’t take her divorce lying down!

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English gentleman in Africa gifts a bushbaby to his aunt and uncle back in London, where it crashes a fancy party.

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I really like your house! Bye!

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History may have missed out on a great and memorable speech because a man didn’t bother to pay attention to what he was drinking!

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Alexander the Great goes a little overboard just to make a little joke.

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During the Battle of Fort Sumter, participants on both sides tried to make a point of being as nonplussed and clever as possible!

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At least the piglets were let off the hook!

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Captain Morgan, later the governor of Jamaica, invites a bunch of pirates to the worst dinner party ever.

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