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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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The 4th Earl of Sandwich invents the sandwich.

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The “bold behavior” of the Lombard princess Sikelgaita.

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Newton Knight gives ‘em the slip!

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Alexander the Great’s Macedonian army is saved at the last minute by the old-timers!

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So brave. [WWII]

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The town of Harmony, California, once elected a cat as its mayor.

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Napoleon, you dog!

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Back When Paul McCartney and Pete Best Would Just Burn Through Condoms..

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According to Plutarch, the end of the Second Macedonian War raised such a cry of celebration from the Greeks that it was heard as far away as the nearby sea, and the noise killed crows that were flying overhead!

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Doctors that can read and write? Are you INSANE?

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Elena Ceausescu wants people to think she’s smart, so she is awarded lots of honorary degrees and steals everybody’s research. TA DA!

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German POWs were very chummy with their British jailers!

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Rome is saved by an accidental moment of extreme convenience!

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See this one trick US airmen used to prevent German fighter raids! German pilots HATE this!

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At the First Battle of Old Camp, the besieged Romans invent a device that lets them steal their attackers!

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17-year-old Marine shields his buddies from 2 grenades and lives to tell the tale!

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BYE FELICIA.

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Alexander the Great enjoys a chuckle when he discovers what he thinks is Darius III’s breakfast and dinner menu.

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Daughter of Chinese rebel leader feeds the starving masses, then recruits them into her scrappy band, quickly growing into a full-blown army!

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One white man was beaten up by the Ku Klux Klan for teaching at a school for African Americans not long after the Civil War. He later had his sweet revenge!

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Alexander the Great meets Dolphin Boy.

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Lieutenant Colonel Spiers needs to talk to the CO of another company, runs right through the German lines to do it, then runs back. [WWII]

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Sunol, California, once elected a dog as its mayor. He served faithfully until his death eleven years later. He was a good boy.

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Napoleon loved to pick on his physician!

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While his enemy enacted a scorched-earth campaign during his retreat, Titus Flamininus elected the opposite approach and ordered his men on their best behavior when moving through said territory. Boy, did that ever pay off.

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