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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Smoking is the solution!

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Elizabeth I of Russia took fashion very, very seriously.

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Two men fight over a feathered hat.

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Good Guy Alexander the Great lends the use of his chair.

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Catherine II of Russia distracts Peter III from noticing she’s in labor with another man’s son… by burning down a house?

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President Reagan had a way with words. A confusing, bumbling way.

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In his final exile, Napoleon makes an unlikely friend.

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Marius’ soldiers are thirsty, so he points to the river behind their enemy and tells them they can get their water there!

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Have you and your mates ever been so drunk that your house gets a lasting nickname? These ancient Greek lads have!

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P. T. Barnum out-hoaxes a rival hoax!

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Dr. James P. White’s “interesting and remarkable accident.”

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Gloria von Thurn und Taxis, A.K.A., The Punk Princess.

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The French writer Saint-Foix wins a verbal duel without fighting a physical one!

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Alexander the Great tries to do something nice for the captured mother of Darius III of Persia, accidentally offends her on the deepest level possible. Oops!

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That must have been an awkward dinner.

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President Hardin was not good at words.

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“You old rascal, were you really going to shoot me?”

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As a Teuton invasion force passes by a Roman fort, they shout out to the garrison asking if they have any messages for their wives, as they’d be seeing them soon!

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Ancient Sumerian jokes were… interesting. I guess you just had to be there.

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Two English gentlemen fight a deadly duel over whose estate has more rabbits.

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When Alexander the Great first sat on the throne of Darius III of Persia, it made for a comical incident.

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Peter III of Russia executes a treasonous… rat?

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The Reagans don’t know how to church.

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Allied European armies choose not to attack Napoleon’s much smaller force because they think he’s brilliant and assume he’s laid a trap somehow!

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And that was the last time anyone challenged Pyrrhus to a duel.

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