My neighbors really like that hog. There is a tunnel under their fence and they showed me where the fat hog hangs out. I don't have any desire to kill it, but I might if he attack my tomatoes.
You're not a hog, you're that skunk I keep seeing digging up grubs in my yard
plz I'm just a poor old fat hog with an occasional hankering for tomats and phuks when ur not around plz let me peace