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4chan green text style.

Be me: a shithead gnome in a dwarven cavern, who was covered in slime from an orchid jelly. Jokingly roll in dust and grime to "camouflage" myself.

Nat 20.

Now when I press myself against the walls and stop moving I'm invisible.

Shortly afterward trigger two more orchid jellies.

Me: becomes one with the wall.

Jellies move past and attack the rest of the party.

I sneak through to the treasure room and take all the loot.

After party kills the jellies. I blend to the walls and re appear behind them.

Sorely disappointed that theres no good loot in this cave.

In game, everything is fine.

Meta game: everyone is glaring at me and we call an end to session for the day

4chan green text style. Be me: a shithead gnome in a dwarven cavern, who was covered in slime from an orchid jelly. Jokingly roll in dust and grime to "camouflage" myself. Nat 20. Now when I press myself against the walls and stop moving I'm invisible. Shortly afterward trigger two more orchid jellies. Me: becomes one with the wall. Jellies move past and attack the rest of the party. I sneak through to the treasure room and take all the loot. After party kills the jellies. I blend to the walls and re appear behind them. Sorely disappointed that theres no good loot in this cave. In game, everything is fine. Meta game: everyone is glaring at me and we call an end to session for the day

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