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Be me: a shithead gnome in a dwarven cavern, who was covered in slime from an orchid jelly. Jokingly roll in dust and grime to "camouflage" myself.
Nat 20.
Now when I press myself against the walls and stop moving I'm invisible.
Shortly afterward trigger two more orchid jellies.
Me: becomes one with the wall.
Jellies move past and attack the rest of the party.
I sneak through to the treasure room and take all the loot.
After party kills the jellies. I blend to the walls and re appear behind them.
Sorely disappointed that theres no good loot in this cave.
In game, everything is fine.
Meta game: everyone is glaring at me and we call an end to session for the day
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