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She missed her Christmas speech with "a cold" and now she has missed a New Year's Day service with a "lingering heavy cold".

I am calling bullshit. She's going to go this year.
She missed her Christmas speech with "a cold" and now she has [missed a New Year's Day service](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38483138) with a "lingering heavy cold". I am calling bullshit. She's going to go this year.

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[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

How do you know she's not already dead and they're just faking her appearances using CGI or a body double?
[–] PMYA [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

It would not surprise me. I fully expect at least one member of the royal family to reach 150.

Centuries of inbreeding has given them everlasting life.
[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Is there royal-family themed incest porn in the UK, or did Parliament make that illegal too?
[–] PMYA [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Incest porn is fine as long as it isn't real incest. I hope.
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