"They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But you teach a man to fish, then he'll have to get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money... So he's gotta get a job! And he's gotta get into the social security system and pay taxes. And now you're gonna audit the poor cocksucker, because he's not really good with math..."
I'm a massive Stanhope fan. I though I'd seen all of his stuff, but I've never seen this before today. A true libertarian if one has ever ever been born!
I'd vote this guy into the whitehouse just to see him simultaneously out-drink Boris Yeltsin and talk more shit than Trump, Kim Jong-Un, and fucking Kanye West combined, all while being a successful leader.
>"They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But you teach a man to fish, then he'll have to get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money... So he's gotta get a job! And he's gotta get into the social security system and pay taxes. And now you're gonna audit the poor cocksucker, because he's not really good with math..."
I'm a massive Stanhope fan. I though I'd seen all of his stuff, but I've never seen this before today. A true libertarian if one has ever ever been born!
I'd vote this guy into the whitehouse just to see him simultaneously
out-drink Boris Yeltsin and talk more shit than Trump, Kim Jong-Un, and fucking Kanye West combined, all while being a successful leader.
This is one of my favourite bits of stand up. I like his other ones but there's just something about this one that really hits the spot.