Suzuki was my butch ass aunt's favourite. she loved that cat, However because they were a spring born white coated litter, most of the cats were encouraged to stay in the garage. Suzuki was kept in the basement because she was a runt, and runts get eaten fast. Before long Suzuki learned to be around warmth and cuddled while they watched movies in their nice basement theater. Suzuki took a liking to my butch ass aunt and followed her around the house all summer, to the point my butch ass aunt would take her to bed occasionally. One Sunday morning my butch ass aunt did laundry in the basement. All was well until my niece took out the dried clothes..... for Suzuki layed there dead, drown, looking asleep and well washed as she cuddled the clothes of my butch ass aunt who had put the laundry in. Her name was SUZUKI.
edit: sorry but I heard it worse. my family is heartless sometimes
its not an exercise wheel kitty!