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I'm the star meow!

When I was a child my father installed a hook in the ceiling so we could 'hang' the Christmas trees. He had learned that you can't keep a cat away from a sparkling tree, so just accept that it's going to happen and be prepared.

[–] simone [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

Now that's a better title...I feel stupid now for not thinking of it. Dogs, cats, small children, drunk adults; all enemies to a beautiful decorated tree.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I should get a small tree this year and set a timer to see how long it takes for the cats to destroy it

[–] simone [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I give the tree five minutes if you add twinkle lights.

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

Probably 2 minutes if I add something to it that jingles