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Onlookers today were horrified when they saw the Cabbage embassy in Floret Square go up in flames after an explosion from the inside. The terrorist organization known as the "Broccoli Insurgency" claimed responsibility for the attack.

According to the Insurgency's anonymous leader, the embassy is a symbol of what the organization believes is the unjust occupation of the Broccoli Empire by Cabbage forces. They asked all Broccoli people to join them in rising up against their oppressors and freeing their empire.

More at 11.