Do you ever wake up and forget which side you are on for the broccoli/cabbage war?

[–] angeredwhackjob 4 points (+4|-0)

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Nope, I'm a neutral aspargusian

Do you have asparabergers?

[–] angeredwhackjob 2 points (+2|-0)

Sometimes.

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 3 points (+3|-0)

No. I know where my loyalties lie.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 2 points (+2|-0)

There's a war? Should I stop eating the two together? At the same time?

At first they came for the vegans, but I didn't speak out because I ate meat.

Then they came for the broccoli, but I didn't speak out because I didn't like broccoli.

Then they came for the cabbage and there was no one left to speak out for me.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 5 points (+5|-0)

Come to Brussels sprouts. We’re all like family.

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah, unless you're a degen.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 1 points (+1|-0)

Wait until you see what I do with brussels sprouts

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

Dude, not on my Christian Minecraft server.

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