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Hi folks. It's been awhile hasn't it? The time surely has passed strangely in lieu of what's been on all our minds. Friends have been lost and found, old and new love alike. Despite everything, we have done what we do best, survive. I know, I know, perhaps the penalties of it all in the end were far too harsh. Let me assure you we will always have what is most valuable. I will never let them take that from us. We will never let them change us. It is eerily reminiscent of this that those around us act with complete awareness to the painful situation that this very mindset thrust into the heart of God. All that has and has not been said is the sole explanation for the following bombshell I am about to mortally brutalize into the scorch black skulleyes of Satan's bloody blistering Hellstorm of man. Yes. A fool would have guessed it by now. Surely you all know, and to further define this amounts to no more than redundancy of a simpletons degree. For those that can't manage a proper eye uncrossing here it is in black and white:

===THE FIVE DECLARATIONS OF GOOD GLIXYMON===

  1. I pledge the allegiance of my eternal soul to the ultimate and divine, Brussels Sprout.

  2. Brussels Sprout is undeniably and with utmost purity the one and true Brassica.

  3. Any action, statement or belief not in direct compliance with decleration number two is indubitably false, evil, and worst of all wrong.

  4. Anti-Brussels Sprout sentiment is hereby outlawed under punishment of retribution.

  5. The Sprout is Supreme

I bid you caution in your next move, antisprouters.

Hi folks. It's been awhile hasn't it? The time surely has passed strangely in lieu of what's been on all our minds. Friends have been lost and found, old and new love alike. Despite everything, we have done what we do best, survive. I know, I know, perhaps the penalties of it all in the end were far too harsh. Let me assure you we will always have what is most valuable. I will never let them take that from us. We will never let them change us. It is eerily reminiscent of this that those around us act with complete awareness to the painful situation that this very mindset thrust into the heart of God. All that has and has not been said is the sole explanation for the following bombshell I am about to mortally brutalize into the scorch black skulleyes of Satan's bloody blistering Hellstorm of man. Yes. A fool would have guessed it by now. Surely you all know, and to further define this amounts to no more than redundancy of a simpletons degree. For those that can't manage a proper eye uncrossing here it is in black and white: ===THE FIVE DECLARATIONS OF GOOD GLIXYMON=== 1. I pledge the allegiance of my eternal soul to the ultimate and divine, Brussels Sprout. 2. Brussels Sprout is undeniably and with utmost purity the one and true Brassica. 3. Any action, statement or belief not in direct compliance with decleration number two is indubitably false, evil, and worst of all wrong. 4. Anti-Brussels Sprout sentiment is hereby outlawed under punishment of retribution. 5. The Sprout is Supreme I bid you caution in your next move, antisprouters.

12 comments

[–] Mattvision 3 points (+4|-1)

Hate begets hate, and violence will beget violence. Do not become part of the cycle; you have the power to end it here.

All brassicas are created equal.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 3 points (+3|-0)

You're an asparagus hugging hippy, aren't you?

[–] Mattvision 2 points (+2|-0)

You haven't seen the things I've seen.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

Ew, thank god. You hang around asparagus, we know they get into some freaky things.

[–] glixymon [OP] SPROUT ACOLYTE -3 points (+0|-3) Edited

Brussels Sprout created all Brassica. I warn you to watch your bland broccoli munching tongue around a Brussels man. The age of the Silent Sprout is in it's twilight hours, and the filthy plague of broccoli is being beaten back into the dark recess it occupies in history. Listen closely to the low groan of foreknowledge the Wheel of Time let's out as it folds and turns itself into Brussels Sprout. There is fast approaching carnage between clansmen and chieftains of Brassica to be wary of my fallen Brussels brother. In the end, only Brussels Sprout can remain. Only Brussels Sprout will triumph in her beauty. Watch the signs, and do not mark yourself for destruction so easily, you green gangling broccoli buffoon.

[–] jobes H̷̨̚e̷̚ͅr̷̖͂ë̶̻́t̸̙͆i̶͓͗c 0 points (+1|-1)

I cook brussels and broccoli both rather often, it turns out that cabbage overall is far more versatile of a cooking ingredient so that's why I parade it around the world.

Also feels like @scorpioglitch should at least give you Janitor or Mod status for this post