I blame the soda industry for buying up all the CO2 and aluminum cans. We should start a campaign against soda users and distributors. Protesting at manufacturing plants and sellers. We will be know as DADS (Drunks Against Drinking Soda). The power of our collective beer bellies will easily defeat their morbid obesity and rotten teeth.
I blame the soda industry for buying up all the CO2 and aluminum cans. We should start a campaign against soda users and distributors. Protesting at manufacturing plants and sellers. We will be know as DADS (Drunks Against Drinking Soda). The power of our collective beer bellies will easily defeat their morbid obesity and rotten teeth.
Don't forget about those dirty Diet Mountain Dew drinkers. I'm pretty sure their taste buds are dead any ways.
Don't forget about those dirty Diet Mountain Dew drinkers. I'm pretty sure their taste buds are dead any ways.
I'm pretty sure this is a sign to start drinking hard moonshine. After the shortage of CO2 for beer during the World Cup and now this in Canada, the beer gods are turning away and pointing us towards bathtub gin.