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[–] Polsaker 2 points (+2|-0)

how do you know it's pink if it's invisible

[–] ashekchum [OP] 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

The shear divinity of her power allows her to be both invisible and pink at the same time. Your dought of her power will lead you to the great pile of manure, in the after life.

The IPU is said to cast theists and those who don't believe in her into the Great Pile of Manure, where dwarves will nibble at their kneecaps and the Purple Oyster will force-feed them pepperoni and mushroom pizzas.