Are Crabs Robots?

posted by OeeThaGreat on AskPhuks

Are crabs robots? In what way isn't a crab a robot? I guess I understand that a robot's not a crab, but I don't understand why a robot's not a crab.

12 comments

[–] Justintoxicated 4 points (+4|-0)

Because of Isaac Asimov's 153rd rule of robotics "robots cannot taste good with butter" .

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

FAKE NEWS - have you eaten butter chicken?

I must have missed that one. Was it part of The Crustacean trilogy?

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Birds are robots so crabs probably are too.

If the birds and the crabs are all robots, then how do we know what isn't a robot?

[–] folly 2 points (+2|-0)

Yes, with hydrostatic legs.

So are the hydrostatic legs a feature of crabs or robots?

[–] folly 1 points (+1|-0)

Yes.

[–] Polsaker 2 points (+2|-0)

I think you are the robot here.

But I am not a crab.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Only the robotics ones are robots.

But if the robotics make a crab a robot, what makes a crab not a robot?