Do you ever get your dick head stuck to your ballsack and then just piss wildly down your leg?

On purpose?

H- how did you know.

Are you the one that put all those cameras in my house?! And to think I was doing sexy faces and pretending not to see them.

Well I'm taking them down now

You have to clean the nocturnal emissions every morning before you brush your teeth and you won't have this problem anymore.

-source i cleaned the windows at the porno theater

dont you hate it when your diarrhea splashes on your balls?

Hail no. Wut iz wrong wit u boi?