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[–] E-werd 3 points (+3|-0) 6 years ago

Is a giant midget just a normal-sized person but of midget proportions?

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0) 6 years ago

The head would be the size of a large watermelon

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0) 6 years ago

dwarves are already small, how small is a midget dwarf?

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0) 6 years ago

Depends how big the midget is I think ... 100 armed dwarves? Too much IMO.

s/whowouldwin could use some love btw!

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 points (+1|-0) 6 years ago

Would I have a ranged weapon, unlimited ammo, and plenty of room to run? If that's the case I'd take on the dwarf midgets. On the other hand, a mile high giant who's only a third that high would be a better option if I'm using melee.

I've got the image of tiny, bearded men trying to run but scuttling along like one of those overweight dachshunds.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0) 6 years ago

What if you had a trebuchet and a mancatcher?

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 points (+1|-0) 6 years ago

One hundred tiny, bearded men launching into the air. "Fly and be free little ones!"

The midget giant scrambles to catch as many as it can in its mouth because its arms are too short to feed itself. Soooo hungry.