If every actor got to lead an army of all their roles they've ever played, which army would win in an all-out last-man-standing war?

I am going to purpose a crazy actor. Jim Carrey.

You have a load of absolutely bat shit insane characters many of which are pure evil (grinch, riddler, Cable guy, Ace ventura pet detective, etc...) to mentally destroy and toy with two versions of himself, one is the mask who is potentially all powerful... and the other is Bruce almighty who is actually all powerful.

[–] ashekchum 4 points (+4|-0)

Ok of we are playing with op characters, John de Lancie. Best known for Q, also Odin, Santa (multiple times), mr. Twister, sinestro, some guy named ted, many others, but really all he needs is Q. He would have an army of all powerful entities to call on.

[–] niess 6 points (+6|-0)

I think what makes Jim Carrey dangerous is the insanity factor in his team. There are tons of all powerful characters to throw at the board but how many are just insane vs how many are just bored. That said its really going to be decided by how long until the other versions of jim drive the two power versions of Jim totally mad!

[–] Boukert 3 points (+3|-0)

Your theory has a big chance of backfiring and the Jim Carrey's will surely start fucking up eachother either on purpose or not at some point as teamplay would be hard.

[–] niess 0 points (+0|-0)

I believe I am winning, Mainly due to the fact that You are stuck having responded to me and will never climb the mountain of Jim Carrey because of it!!!!

[–] PMYA 5 points (+5|-0)

Arnie and Stallone have to be up there. Stallone because Rambo. Arnie because he has a shit ton of ones you don't even think about, like the guy he plays in Commando.

I'm also going to go for one that may seem weird, but there is some logic behind it. Sigourney Weaver.

She doesn't have a ton of good characters in her army, but Ripley from Alien is the ultimate survivor.

[–] Boukert 3 points (+3|-0)

Problem with Stallone and Arnie is they mostly played mortals. Put them versus Deathpool and they are already in trouble!

Sigourney weaver did get infected and die in the third Alien ^{^.}

[–] PMYA 3 points (+3|-0)

True. But Alien 3 was fucking terrible and we should all try to forget it exists.

A shitstain on an otherwise brilliant franchise.

[–] ashekchum 5 points (+6|-1)

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Patrick Stewart

Picard sips tea while trying to negotiate with the other factions

Menwhile, Patrick Stewart funds Cerebro. When finished Professor X psychic kills every non-version of himself.

[–] Boukert 3 points (+3|-0)

Thing is, if it comes to physical confrontation or when the Ruse is uncovered they wouldn't last long.

[–] THC 4 points (+4|-0)

My pick would be Bear Grylls

[–] registereduser 3 points (+3|-0)

How's he going to win?

By cutting off the enemies water supply and tricking them into drinking piss?

That guy is an ass clown and a danger to society.

[–] THC 3 points (+3|-0)

Tell us how you really feel. Why so much hate? I only chose because he seems resourceful, and with a whole army of super resourceful, they could do a lot of damage.

[–] registereduser 2 points (+2|-0)

Why so much hate?

Because that douchebag is going to get someone killed if he hasn't already, or at least severely injured.

It would be nice if everyone watching his show had the sense to know how incredibly stupid the shit is does is, but unfortunately that is not the case. There are plenty of people out there who would/will/have blindly followed his dumb ass advice.

I have little doubt that plenty of people have already been injured or gotten sick from trying to do something they saw him do.

He is a menace to the public.

[–] Skyrock [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

I'd bet my money on Christopher Lee. Not only was he himself a WW2 vet and fencer, but his roles include multiple versions of effing Count Dracula, Fu Man Chu and Saruman, as well as Frankenstein's Monster, the Mummy, Sherlock Holmes, Professor Moriarty, Pharaoah Ramses, Rochefort and even Charlemagne if we count his metal musical.

He also has over 280 films listed on IMDB, so he might win by sheer numbers and attrition even if he hadn't such formidable roles.

[–] phoxy 3 points (+3|-0)

Hugo Weaving

[–] Boukert 3 points (+3|-0)

That is actually a pretty good pick, while almost never in the lead he pocketted some powerfull characters troughout his movies.

[–] phoxy 2 points (+2|-0)

Yeah, Mitzi was the best in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. :-)

[–] Boukert 1 points (+1|-0)

Is there actually a movie that this guy doesn't play in?

[–] Boukert 3 points (+3|-0)

All you need is Ash Williams!

[–] cloud 3 points (+3|-0)

Based on pure power, probably Morgan Freeman. Dude has played God twice. Two Gods on one army. Since they're omniscient, the two Gods will be able to perfectly synchronize with each other. He's also been Lucius Fox from the DC universe, meaning that he has the chance to have access to a few of Batman's gadgets if he's lucky.

You'd have two Gods in sync with a man with access to some of Batman's arsenal beating the life out of the opposition, all while speaking in that great voice.

[–] Boukert 2 points (+2|-0)

But... It's only the christian god he played. It is dubious if they could compete to universal entities like Q , Other gods like Zeus or some of the top marvel deities.

[–] Boukert 2 points (+2|-0)

Been thinking about this and some easy awnsers come to mind, Tom Cruise, bruce Willis, Arnie, Stallone but I actually think English wanker Benedict Cumberbatch would make a good shot.

Cunning Sherlock, smart Hawkings, Powerfull Smaug, Relentless Khan and all powerfull Doctor Strange

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