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Asking for a friend....

Asking for a friend....

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[–] CDanger 2 points (+2|-0)
  • Cover all couches, beds, etc with a plastic cover
  • scented candles
  • pictures of your mom on all the walls
[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

+1 for plastic cover, getting semen or poop off of cordoroy is a very hard job

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

You'd need an official partnership with several hospitals if @jobes was in it. That huge fat cock will split open a lot of asses and they would need surgery asap.

I think a caterer would be in order for that many people.

With strict instructions not to serve Vienna sausage of course.