What's the smartest thing that ever came from a womans mouth?
Einsteins cock.
What do you call a Russian high school student who has to repeat their senior year?
A stallin grad.
Why is spinach like anal sex?
If they forced you to have it as a child, you will dislike it as an adult.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
A pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom.
What's worse than that?
The live one eating it's way out.
Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome. One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before." The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."