The pub thing drives me up the wall. It is impossible to go to a vaguely touristy destination anywhere on the planet and not stumble across some dickhead stumbling around in a beer garden wearing a St George's flag for a shirt.
What Does The Fox Say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
Africa by Toto is the only correct answer to this question
Sorry to sidetrack but isn't sending music a waste of time. It's something so moulded to the human mind I imagine it would be lost on any intelligence that wasn't human. So...
A couple off the top of my head...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEvAGyGFO2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0jMPI_pUec
No, you just have double vision.
Step away from the bottle.
You'd want to send the very best Earth has to offer. So obviously Africa by Toto and a bit of MC Devvo.