My golden retriever is always bringing me sticks. What am I doing wrong? He never retrieves gold.

[–] Hitchens 6 points (+6|-0)

Gotta teach him to fetch beer. Tie a towel around your refrigerator door and teach your pup to pull open door. Have beers at his level to retrieve.

[–] Boukert 3 points (+3|-0)

the mystical race of the golden beertriever!

[–] Hitchens 2 points (+2|-0)

Beertriever!

this ones for you Boukert

[–] Boukert 2 points (+2|-0)

gud boiii!

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

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Right on. But what's the towel for? I mean, he's pulling on the door...

[–] Hitchens 3 points (+3|-0)

picture example

gif of dog doing it

[–] Hitchens 2 points (+2|-0)

You tie the towel or rope around the refrigerator handle to help him open the door. I’m going to search for a gif to demonstrate this master of a dog skill.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Oh, so he pulls on the towel, not the door. Why didn'tcha say so? (I'm being a butt with sarcasm here and giving you a hard time)

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[–] nomad_goat 4 points (+4|-0)

You're supposed to package them up and sell the faggots.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I... I see what you did there.

[–] Owlchemy 2 points (+2|-0)

This is such a good question I couldn't think of a decent comeback that wasn't seriously lame. I must be getting old!

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Wait until you hear about my black lab.

[–] Owlchemy 0 points (+0|-0)

LOL - that's easier ... you never know what they'll fetch.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

From what I hear, they'll fetch anything as long as it doesn't involve too much work or intelligence. Dog's aren't the smartest creatures...

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

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An antique gold watch has been missing for a week and I know who to blame.

I took it off, put it on a low table, woke up, and it's gone. It has a spongy croc band and is likely behind the kitchen cabinets with an iPhone 4S (w/spongy case).

You are welcome to my gold retrievers.

E(xample): No morals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9w8Sbsv0wg

My golden retriever is always bringing me sticks. What am I doing wrong? He never retrieves gold.

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