What's a secret you'd never tell anyone who knows your real name?

Nice try, FBI. You almost got me once but didn't have anything. You won't get me this time.

Edit: it amuses me to think that everyone probably thinks I'm joking.

That I have a Phuks account

I don't have a single secret I keep from everyone. Everything about me is known by at least one person. There are some things that I've never told the internet though. Sorry dataminers.