You die, someone writes your biography. What's the Title?

posted by InnocentBystander on AskPhuks

"That was unexpected"
My life's had some twists and curves that seem to defy probability.

"That was unexpected" My life's had some twists and curves that seem to defy probability.

25 comments

[–] ohphukimintrouble 10 points (+10|-0)

"My Struggle"

[–] X175B247 1 points (+1|-0)

Lol

[–] COFfeebreak 7 points (+7|-0)

Maybe better as an eulogy, but:

"Buy me a drink
Sing Me a song
Take me as I am
Cause I can't stay long".

[–] somestonedgnome 1 points (+1|-0)

May I suggest:

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[–] Chaoticneutral 7 points (+7|-0)

He said he knew what he was doing.

[–] cowshit 6 points (+6|-0)

"This sumbitch had a good run."

[–] chmod 6 points (+6|-0)

"I drank what?"

[–] heywoodnj 5 points (+5|-0)

At least someone loved him enough to destroy his hard drives.

[–] shwanky 5 points (+5|-0)

Pieces of Shit.

[–] somestonedgnome 4 points (+4|-0)

WInging It.

[–] Owlchemy 2 points (+2|-0)

That's always how I lived my life, too.

[–] Mattvision 4 points (+4|-0)

"The rise and fall of the Galactic Empire"

Zaphod, is that you?

[–] fusir 3 points (+3|-0)

Revolution

[–] oddjob 3 points (+3|-0)

"I'm not supposed to be here?": How one man challenged the Authorized Personal Only sign his whole life