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You're not a bunch of illiterate turnip eaters, are you?

You're not a bunch of illiterate turnip eaters, are you?

33 comments

[–] PMYA 6 points (+6|-0)

We eat cabbages here. Unless you're a savage, then you eat broccoli like @unruly.

/s/Cabbage /s/broccoli

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

Cabbage should be eaten sparingly, though only fundamentalist potatotheists believe that. Irish also get special dispensation to eat cabbage.

[–] X175B247 3 points (+3|-0)

Well, I can read. What does that tell you?

Anyone here like beets?

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 5 points (+5|-0)

Beets are delicious.

I can eat like a whole quart of pickled beets. I ain't even scared to admit it, either.

Turnip is right out. I think forcing children to eat turnip should be punishable by no less than five year's imprisonment and no less than a $5,000 fine.

[–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0)

I can't eat potatoes, they cause me problems. I love them, but I can't have them; they're a forbidden nightshade.

[–] Boukert 2 points (+2|-0)

Deep shit bringing up "the classic Irishman's dilemma"

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+2|-1)

They should be okay, so long as they don't eat the vile (an anagram of evil, I might add) turnip.

Turnip is just wrong. There's no good excuse for eating turnip, not even starvation. You know who eats turnips? Communists. Communists eat turnip.

That's just fact!

[–] ninjajunkie 1 points (+1|-0)

I am all that is potato. Cabbage is where it's at.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

You're pretty much just a heathen, aren't you?

(Distracted by the weekly guitar thread - it's been pretty happening tonight, even though it's the preview site.)