On a scale of 1 to the jews are under my bed stealing my pennies at night, how paranoid are you?

They don't do it at night, they know they'd wake me up and I would stab them with my bed knife.

I think it's when I leave for work. The cameras aren't getting anything since the CIA likely is giving them invisibility cloaks, so I'm thinking of setting traps.

I'm shit posting at work. Because I'm shitting...

I'm not what I would call paranoid. I take my surroundings into account. Always away of exits and other people. People can't be trusted so we have to be aware of potential scumbag.

I also have a trust but verify approach to most things people tell me. Sometimes that pisses people off but oh well.

Somewhere in the middle-high, like Libertarian.