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So, I am Apple/Cabbage, but say I know someone who is Apple/Broccoli. Should I turn them in?

posted by jobes on Apples

I just don't know anymore. Who can I trust? .... well besides APPLES!!!! DANCE PARTY APPLE GO OOYA OOYA OOYA OOYA

I just don't know anymore. Who can I trust? .... well besides APPLES!!!! DANCE PARTY APPLE GO OOYA OOYA OOYA OOYA

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Orange / Broccoli master race checking in.

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

Yeah, turn them in for being a filthy apple fiend.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Apples created humans. Remember the story of Adam and Eve? We would not be ourselves if Eve didn't eat the apple

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

With that line of reasoning, we are all riding on the back of a turtle.

[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

You don't ride a giant turtle to work?

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[–] Mattvision 1 points (+1|-0)

I don't know how the fruit war lines up with the vegetable war, or the shitpost sub wars for that matter.

All I know is the taste of a sweet, juicy honeycrisp.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Dude honeycrisps ruined me. I can't eat a lot of varieties anymore. I just eat honeycrisp plus the two breeds of apples from the trees in my yard. I wouldn't buy any of my breeds from a store, but fresh from a tree they are awesome.