I'd be wrapped in bandages like a mummy and mysterious AF
[confliction](http://ami.animecharactersdatabase.com/images/oni_se/Kiyone_Kuze.jpg)
[GG](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/0/0a/20130327044306%21Nosebleed.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140322181821)
[someone always misses something :(](http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1-tmb/2ede57e062057e2a5d6990f02920947c1367609394_full.jpg)
I would get a nosebleed that's so powerful blood spews out forcefully whenever I become aroused (re: seeing a woman at any time).