Why is it required to put tomatoes on every single pizza, but the second someone adds a meaty and delicious fruit then everyone loses their fucking mind?
Because that consitutes an unnatural act. It's a travesty and the only proper punishment for such an act against the well-being of the universe is impalement on a wide, smooth, fence post. For a first offense. The punishments get really gruesome for repeat offenders.
Why the fuck do I keep seeing this argument right now? What is going on this week?