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This is what it looks like now:

https://imgoat.com/uploads/6409663226/157807.jpg

This is what it did look like:

https://imgoat.com/uploads/6409663226/157820.jpg

And my favorite color is green! (Also, I am going home tomorrow.)
This is what it looks like now: https://imgoat.com/uploads/6409663226/157807.jpg This is what it did look like: https://imgoat.com/uploads/6409663226/157820.jpg And my favorite color is green! (Also, I am going home tomorrow.)

36 comments

[–] Owlchemy 4 points (+4|-0) Edited

You've been screwed!

Get week WELL soon ... you have left over Halloween candy waiting at home. You're needed!

Edit: Correct a weekness.
[–] TheBuddha [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Spellcheck on a cell phone? "Get week?"

I have a missus, and I am pretty sure she is a bear. I don't actually get trick-or-treaters but she buys holiday candy and eats it. I suspect it is already gone.
[–] Owlchemy 1 points (+1|-0)

Edited for your edification.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I do have a lollipop (and a gold star and a ribbon). So, I have some candy.

I have already seen one person try to sneak off with my lollipop. It is mine. She can get her own!

I worked my ass off for that lollipop. Today, doing my PT, I had real tears tumbling down over my cheeks as I lay on my back and tried to bend my leg as far as I could for a repetition of 5 times. (I did 15 times.)

I was able to get it to 90 degrees on my own and with the PT staff I got it to 103 degrees.
[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

How is the hospital food?
[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

DELICIOUS!

https://imgoat.com/uploads/40f6969d52/158050.jpg

Yes, yes that is real lobster.
[–] xyzzy 1 points (+1|-0)

Looks painful, why did you have to get it smashed?
[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I rode with a drunk driver and we had an impact with many, many objects before the vehicle came to a rest. Our speed was more than twice the posted speed limit the last time I looked at his speedometer and our rate of travel increased significantly after my last look - which means I didn't take my eyes off the road long enough to check our speed.

All-in-all, it was a pretty good day until we left the ground for the first time.
[–] xyzzy 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

I rode with a drunk driver [...] Our speed was more than twice the posted speed limit the last time I looked at his speedometer

I know that situation, but when I get to that It's usually the last train and I'm too drunk to drive better. I'm aware I've been lucky so far.

BTW, how did you get a before pic?
[–] TheBuddha [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

My buddy (who also happens to be my now-in-lots-of-legal-trouble lawyer) bought a new Mustang GT(some_numbers). I have a really fast BMW as my daily driver and was insulting him and his shitty car.

We were also shitfaced.

So, I was goading him and it turns out I am right - he is a shitty driver!

I have been in the hospital for a couple of weeks, or so. I go home tomorrow. Our speed was well into the triple digits range. I can't be too specific, because I do not know the exact speed.

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