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[–] Sissypuff 1 points (+1|-0)

I had surgery on my knee once and instead of general anesthetic I asked for a spinal. Apparently they are a little hit or miss because, unintentionally, they also got the nerves that tell me whether I needed to pee. Laying in the recovery room afterwards I was dismayed to find that I had, and was continuing to, piss myself. I looked around for adult diapers but could only find the large sanitary napkins they give to chicks who get surgery on their lady bits. I put one on and then wore it home after I was released. On that day I learned what it was like to be a woman.

A month later I got my cock chopped off, but that's another story.