Anon has a sister

How the fuck can you smell saliva on a tissue that's been drenched in jizz?

I know that 99% of things on the internet are completely real and actually happened but I'm going to call bs on this one.

Edit: after conducting a quick experiment I have decided to retract my previous statement.

what's his sister's phone number? asking so I never accidentally call her, ya know. I certainly don't want that to happen.