Maybe one of these days I'll share how I accidentally picked up a hooker.
Bro the day I took my neighbor to Dave and Busters was the day I got balls deep into batshit crazy cultures I had never dealt with before. I would come home from work, find her passed out in the hallway outside of our places and feel bad and carry her inside and put her on the couch. She'd start shouting after a few hours usually, while still passed out. My cat didn't like that much, but he liked her for some reason so he'd keep going to lay on her. She called 911 from my phone one time to tell the cops her friend had just raped her when all she did was pour out her drink because she was too drunk, so I had cops in my place asking me questions about 20 minutes after I got home from work and I had no idea what was going on. She asked if we could go to a specific bar one time, but turns out she supposedly had a boyfriend and she was showing me off to all of his friends at their work that she had a new guy and was giving them my address, to these literal bouncers at a titty bar that didn't even have a sign out front as it was a private invite only bar. That kept me awake for a month or so.
Oh and she's the one that turned out to be a hooker and blamed that all on her boyfriend pimping her out.
I just don't see how people could think being like that is even close to a reasonable life.
ok real story, after my divorce I went to some dark places. I knew this one older hooker that I never slept with because she would wing it for me for free lays of local sluts. No joke, a hooker as a wingman is pretty cool, no shortage of gettin laid. We just got to be well, friends. I had pepople coming over when she was staying at my place for a few days and she told one friend once she was my girlfriend. I didn't mind her sleeping over but that was a bit much and shit, he expected me nd my new girlfriend that night. I was debating what was worse - showing up with a hooker gf or not showing up at all, which that would have been the smart idea...not showing up at all. Instead, we had a good time. She was quite classy, kept to the role of being a waifu and not a hooker, it was odd for me.