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Health Officials Warn Of Mysterious Infertility Crisis Among Trans Women (babylonbee.com)

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Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997 (babylonbee.com)

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Kim Jong Un Attends Ivy League University To Learn New Brainwashing Techniques (babylonbee.com)

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41,000 Hours Of January 6 Tapes Reveal AOC Died 13,941 Times (babylonbee.com)

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Super Bowl Flyover Featuring All Female Pilots Running 20 Minutes Late (babylonbee.com)

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Biden Says He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He’s Done Letting It Spy (babylonbee.com)

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Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color (babylonbee.com)

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U.S. Tanks In Ukraine Already Destroyed After Being Easily Recognized By Their Rainbow Camouflage (babylonbee.com)

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Al Gore Again Warns The Earth Will Not Make It Past The Year 2012 (babylonbee.com)

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Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida (babylonbee.com)

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'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat | Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

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Gamers Eagerly Await The Release Of 'Call Of Duty: IRS Auditor' (babylonbee.com)

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White House Clarifies That Biden Only Claimed To Have Cancer Due To His Dementia (babylonbee.com)

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Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To Prison In Spite Of Years Of Faithful Service To Nation's Leaders (babylonbee.com)

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Navy Brags To Other Branches Of Military That It's Gay All 12 Months Of The Year (babylonbee.com)

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Massacre As Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle (babylonbee.com)

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Businesses Now Requiring Positive COVID Test As Proof Of Vaccination (babylonbee.com)

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FBI Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell (babylonbee.com)

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Southwest Airlines Offering Free Flights To All Passengers Who Are Vaccinated And Can Fly A Plane (babylonbee.com)

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Joe Biden Buys All Of Hunter's Artwork In Hopes Of Meeting The President (babylonbee.com)

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‘Voter ID Is The Greatest Attack On Democracy’, Says Man Trying To Seize Complete Federal Control Of Elections (babylonbee.com)

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Leftists Fear Communism Failing All The Time Is Making Communism Look Bad (babylonbee.com)

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NFL Introduces Rainbow Flag For Refs To Throw When Players Aren't Being Gay Enough (babylonbee.com)

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Frustrated Women Demand Trans Women In Public Restrooms Stop Leaving The Toilet Seat Up (babylonbee.com)

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Nation Pauses, Attentive, While High School Graduate Divulges Wisdom Derived From Many, Many Years Of Life Experience (babylonbee.com)

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