Fixing up the matrix server, it'll be back soon

posted by Polsaker on announcements

Migrating the database to something faster, because it's currently holding so much stuff that even sending messages is slow

Edit: Migration finished

Migrating the database to something faster, because it's currently holding so much stuff that even sending messages is slow Edit: Migration finished

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[–] Mattvision 3 points (+3|-0)

Does this mean I'll be able to jump off a building and live? Or is this the boring kind of matrix?

[–] Polsaker [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

Nono we fixed that bug last week, this time it's just to optimize the physics engine. We're now actually processing the physics of every shit you take even after you flush the toilet

[–] pembo210 2 points (+2|-0)

splat

[–] E-werd 3 points (+3|-0)

I blame @Boone

[–] Boone 1 points (+1|-0)

Damn right I did it. And I'll do it again to if given the opportunity. Muahahahaha

[–] Dii_Casses 3 points (+3|-0)

https://xkcd.com/349/

[–] ScorpioGlitch 1 points (+1|-0)

Do you know kung fu now?

[–] PCaut 1 points (+1|-0)

Edited

Why is my account not broken? Why aren't there weird bugs and inconsistencies everywhere? Admit it, you didn't migrate anything.

[–] Polsaker [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Hid the bugs under the rug so you can't see them, but they're still there... waiting for the moment to attack

[+] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Fixing up the matrix server, it'll be back soon

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