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North Korea Releases New Paintings Of Healthy Kim Jong Il (www.theonion.com)

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Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot (web.archive.org)

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CEOs give advice to millennials about saving money (www.theonion.com)

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Study Finds Gap Widening Between Rich Pets And Poor Americans (www.theonion.com)

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Scientists: ‘Look, one-third of the human race has to die for civilization to be sustainable, so how do we want to do this?’ (www.theonion.com)

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Lucky Cruise Passengers Get Bunch Of Extra Days On Ship (www.theonion.com)

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Climate researchers warn only hope for humanity now lies in the possibility that they are making all of this up (www.theonion.com)

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MTA Unveils $28 Billion Plan To Renovate Subway Masturbators (www.theonion.com)

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Mark Zuckerberg Recalls Coming Up With Idea For Facebook After Seeing Dopamine-Addicted Lab Rat Starve To Death (www.theonion.com)

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Study: 74% Of Home Contractors End Up Accidentally Walling Themselves In During Housing Construction (www.theonion.com)

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Mark Zuckerberg Prepares For Congressional Testimony By Poring Over Lawmakers’ Personal Data (www.theonion.com)

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Biologists Confirm Foxes Sneakiest Little Fuckers In Animal Kingdom - The Onion - America's Finest News Source (www.theonion.com)

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